Halo space cowboys and cowgirls. It's another glorious day in NJ. For the first hour since I've been home, it is no longer raining. That means the water level in my basement/pool is dropping.

So, in a little over a week, I'll be moving out. Shit! System shutdown in 20 seconds. Ok, to be continued...

Continued:
It was one helluva shutdown. All my senses were shutdown—in fact, my entire body was shutdown. My mind, too, was shutdown. All I had left was my soul.

(Aside: In the Medieval Ages, when the King of Si would challenge the King of Yang to a duel on a near daily basis, souls without bodies, like myself at this point, were called Yoyugargs.)

After several hours of aimless wandering, I found myself in the Prairies of Ayre. Here, I found a dozen or more souls. They, too, we banished to this terrible place by the 60-Seconds-to-Shutdown-Demon. With our souls combined, we combusticated a fervent mushuka (analogous to a real-world campfire) and told stories if times that were.

One soul named Thomas, who was an anus fly back in the day, was sure a funny soul. Then, another soul, young Mary, who, born in a top secret lab in New Guinea, Russia, was hybrid between a human and a stone. My soul eyes were sure opened by this unforgetable experience. And then it happened....

Twelve blazing monkeys shut out of the sky like torpedos with clown faces painted on. They bombarded into my chest, tickling the life out of Anabel Taylor, a young maiden who had hair growing out of her mouth. It was then that Napolean the Chef stole the Ancient 10 Cooking Secrets from Solomon's tomb of the four aging rabbis. He then combined all these 10 secrets to develop a nuclear reactor the size of Uranus. True, he had become mad. They say, an orange can become sour, but a sour orange it is not! In this case, Napolean had already aligned 20 quarters betwixt the eclipse of Hibernia.

"Hibernate!!!" The general of the bears shouted. That, they say, was how the war of the trunk-legged elephants began.

Rain is good if it doesnt interfere with your stuff. :-P
—Orangepixistix on 2003-08-11 02:19:14

question/help me
everytime i try to update my profile, i click on submit changes and it takes me to HTTP 404 Not Found. How do i change my profile then?
—browneyes on 2003-08-11 08:16:48

heLLo . wow . im gLadd xaNga went dOwn. if it hadn't gone down, i don't think i would've found this site . anywayz, this whoLe nutanG thinG is tOo cooL . it is definiteLy better thaN xanGa .. madd prOpz fOr yOu ..=)
—nana on 2003-08-12 11:57:04

all over the place, i'm seeing people always saying 'nutang is better than xanga.' we must be stealing a lot of their customers!
—le_battement on 2003-08-12 01:34:07

hehe
yay for nutang being better than xanga!! wow! you have an pool in your basement! that is cool :) (hehe im just playing)
—deviouslint on 2003-08-12 02:49:44

nutang rocks SO HARD
nutang rocks SO HARD..hey if you guys want a 'NuTANG r0X0R' buddy icon..IM me on hyprqtpnoi and ask me for it to promote NuTANG even more!
—swis on 2003-08-13 06:34:35

ha
phat page, im tempted to make that green baboon grqpahic my new pag but i think ill stick with b diddy gimmick for now
—dean on 2003-08-13 08:59:50

ooH
you know what. saves the day is from new jersey. that makes me happy...thank you for being in new jersey and THANK YOU FOR NUTANG!
—samuwamu on 2003-08-14 06:02:13

i was bored earlier and looking around nuTang, and just about everyone with a nutang had switched from xanga, and i was reading stuff like 'nutang roxors', and 'this is so much better than xanga' ect. haha cool...
—JuStBlUe on 2003-08-14 06:22:34

wahhsuppp Dave
I made a layout id like to submit so you can put it in the pre-made layouts. Go to SN BigBoy7
—EffinJOSELL on 2003-08-16 01:35:35

we miss ya dave *sniffles
—karendipity on 2003-08-26 05:22:46

what is going on in that mind of yours?
—simplythi on 2003-08-27 07:41:54

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE.
—le_battement on 2003-08-28 11:47:48

i am here
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—dean on 2003-09-05 09:53:01

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—eXiled on 2003-09-06 03:35:45

hey since your back now i was wondering if i can be a mod in the forums my sn in the forums is .::fanying::. read my post in the general sect about me wanting to be a mod and my dedication
—browneyes on 2003-09-07 06:56:31

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