I've been really stressed out lately. It dawned on me early this week—damn woke me up in the dead of the night, at around 3am. Was it true? I thought hard and long, sweat dripping from my nose into my eyes. Was it really true? I decided to check.

I headed to the bathroom, nearly killed myself tripping over the man-eating reptile-snails. Oh no!! It looked to be true. But it is?

I felt them once. Again, and again. Oh jebus, they it felt real too. But how could this be??? Is my left ear lobe really 5.12c-6 touch-factors softer than my right?

I decided to test it out to know for sure. I scraped off skin cells from each ear lobe with cotton swabs. Then, I soaked them in a alc0mus33l1c solution. This test takes 32 years to complete. I will wait. Yes, I will.

at last
the man updates. man how could you even reveal something like that over the internet?? Its so personal!
—EffinJOSELL on 2003-09-21 07:50:09

ha
keep on waiting...for it will haunt u , ooo yesssssss(in paul bearer voice),
—dean on 2003-09-21 09:57:14

California University of Pennsylvania..
C.U.P? haha only you would notice that dave.
—EffinJOSELL on 2003-09-23 03:42:52

?_?
What the hell are you talking about? =P
—eXiled on 2003-09-23 06:31:12

eh yo
where da hood @?
—dean on 2003-09-23 08:35:53

u need speakers
, but in this case u need headphones, cuz if u blast this shit....I GAURENTEE ur co-workers will be staring at u in 'wtf is wrong with the co-op amiterrrr'
—dean on 2003-09-24 03:20:35

i'm sorri
hope everythinz ok~ and thankx fer da comment~ giNa
—bbygina on 2003-09-24 05:55:18

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