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dave
Age. 41
Gender. Male
Ethnicity. Chinese
Location Valley Village, CA
School. Cornell Univ
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Monday, 6/23/03 - 10:37 am
So, I was walking to class, I find this tub of lard on the ground. I'm wondering, who's tub of lard could this possibly be? No idea.

Realizing that someone's probably freaking out somewhere, cause he lost a whole lot of lard.. I decide to do the right thing for once (heh). I go to the police station to turn it in.

So, I enter, go to the counter.. and when the officer behind the counter asks me how he can help me, I throw my tub of lard at his face. Covered in lard, and with some dripping out of his mouth, he mutters, "Wtf kid.." and pulls out his gun. He pulls the trigger a few times, but it was ineffective as it was drenched with lard.

I couldn't help but to burst out laughing and pee over all the couches in the lounge.

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5 Comments.

so..
did u find a wallet or something
—ph23man on 2003-06-23 06:06:23

heh..
no one likes those police guys anyways.
—Heather on 2003-06-23 08:19:29

hey asshole
That was my lard bitch.
—flanger001 on 2003-06-24 02:46:28

Haha
That reminds me of the time when I found these camels in the desert, but they were not really camels, as I quickly found out they were enchanted uncles of the city's honorable constable. So I sent the camels running through the city, and the constable was like, what the heck?! And so he tried to stop them but he couldn't since they were his enchanted uncles... So I couldn't help but laugh my head off and urinate until I collapsed, overcome by dehydration in the desert.
—Jerry on 2003-06-24 08:43:46


yeah i dont get it you'll hae to explain it to me later. =)
karendipity on 2003-12-05 01:13:35

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