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Age. 37
Gender. Male
Ethnicity. Chinese
Location Valley Village, CA
School. Cornell Univ
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Gredenko, what a loser
97th day of 2007
I haven't blogged in a very long time. There is no real reason I decided to break that dry spell and blog tonight. Nothing very eventful has happened. However, I decided the time has come for me to inform all my imaginary readers of what has befallen me these past few months.

I will work backwards from the present.

I am moving again. I had wanted to move to some place real chill and cool and Californian. I wanted to move next to the beach, so I can dance with the dolphins and fight off the sharks and evil sea lions. I wanted to play volleyball and hit the ball so hard that it would turn into a giant balloon and fly into the sky. I would then ride in that hot air balloon and watch the little kids gleefully play besides the Santa Monica pier from afar. The little kids will be like, "what's that? what's that?" pointing to the smelly, swollen, one-armed carcass of Gredenko. Man, Gredenko, WHAT A LOSER!

However, due to financial and geographical barriers, I will likely stay in the valley.

Beta testing has really started for the music community I had talked about a while back (on the forums). Many fellow NuTang members have graciously volunteered to be testers. If you would like to, as well, please let me know. The site, initially, is geared more for the rock/alternative/metal/emo crowds.

I visited my friend in Seattle, which was a very cool place to visit. It's now one of my favourite cities.

Of course, my friend brought me to all the main tourist spots. We went to Pike's place to watch these fishermen throw fish. Yes, that sounds incredibly lame and it was. I always thought that they threw the fish really far... like several miles.. and they had to throw it really fast, otherwise, in its mile-long trajectory, sea gulls and other greedy creatures would just try to swipe it mid-flight... however, that was NOT the case! They threw the fish like 10 feet, max.

We then went to the Space Needle. I was about to go up, but the doorman stopped me and asked me for $20. I was like, "Screw that, dawg!" I then knocked his ass out, and proceeded to scale the side of the building. My friend said, with tears in his eyes, "No, Dave. Don't do it!"

I told him not to worry and that there was a purpose to all, and all actions are purposeful. I was three quarters to the top when I heard the copters in the distance.

That's right! I was like King Kong. These army copters kept circling the space needle, w/ me on top, firing thousands (maybe even millions) of missiles. I dodged those assholes for hours, because I'm more nimble than the King. Finally, my cell phone rang, and in that nanosecond of distraction, I met destruction.

I visited another friend in silicon valley. For those of you that thought silicon valley is in Arkansas, you are mistaken. This mysterious, legendary valley made of 98% silicon is actually in California.

I saw Steve Jobs in the street and I shouted "Yo, Apple sucks!" I then ran away sooo fast. Seriously, no human has ever run as fast I did. My friend was watching all this and he told me later that Steve Jobs looked really, really pissed. I was only joking w/ him, but oh well. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree, as Confucious once said.

Sometime between now and the above memories, NuTang was hacked several times. A moment of silence please. Please.

I'm so hungry right now. I could eat a lobster right now (if I had the financial means to procure one, and could overcome the laziness that is hindering from me pursuing such a fancy of the famished at midnight whilst laying semi-clothed in bed).

Ah, I haven't been keeping up my resolutions. I will need to get to that! Should've made a resolution for that.
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lol... u r so funny n daring...
» jolenesiah on 2007-04-07 07:23:23

Lol have fun with your adventures, dave! XD
And dun forget us! =)
And oh yeah, i wanna help in the music community too!!!! =P~
» frostbitten on 2007-04-07 11:11:37

I've discovered that I can afford to live in Santa Monica right next to the beach.

If I were homeless and had a box to sleep in.

I've also discovered this will allow me to live in Manhattan, if I so choose. So many options!
» ranor on 2007-04-07 12:02:25

Come on Dave, Gredenko is hott. H. O. T. T. hot. :) You know you want to tap that.
» little-b on 2007-04-07 03:58:41

dave, dave, dave!
I'd be more than willing to be a tester...that is, if I hadn't been kicked out of the music realm for my ignorance. >.>'' Heh, sorry. =P BTW: The hackers? When we find out who he/she/they are...let's just say it won't be pretty. ^-^
» Silver-dot- on 2007-04-07 09:44:07

Or Denzel Washington in Training Day.
» Dilated on 2007-04-08 02:26:37

I love Santa Monica.
And I'm going to Seattle in a matter of weeks! Hopefully. And maybe I can see the fishermen throwing their fish.
And then I'll go to Alaska and never sleep because it is possibly the greatest place on Earth.
P.S. I would like to be a volunteer.
» sarah on 2007-04-09 11:00:36

That is one large fish.
The Space Needle would be way cooler to climb than the Empire State Building. For one thing, it's round and cool looking. The Empire State Building - not so much. Too square to be much of a challenge.
» invisible on 2007-04-10 07:37:27

Gredenko picked the perfect place to die; salt water stings a tiny scratch a helluva lot, so imagine the bloody stub of your arm.

» Le_Jes on 2007-04-10 11:16:15

I once saw a man take a missle to the face.
He got up and walked it off.
» middaymoon on 2007-04-12 01:20:50



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