O'er the rainbow and through the woods to the mystical land of the brandy bush. We all remember that sentence fragment from nothing.

I'm not the most observant--in fact, I am one of the least observant--but, recently, I did observe a few incidents that seemed a bit unusual. And, by observe, I surely mean watch on youtube. Check these unnatural atrocities, you sicko:

1. the chicken-beef


2. the bird of prey


3. human being?




I'm enjoy a short and sweet 2 weeks time off (starting yesterday) in Pennsylvania, home of the Quaker Mill feminized George Washington wannabe. Observe:

A couple weeks back, I moved to Manhattan Beach, California and now, I can boast an oceanview from my living room. THAT'S RIGHT, DAWG!!! Check out this picture taken from my apartment that I found on Google Images when I searched the keyword "ocean:"


THAT'S RIGHT, DAWG!!!!

I'm very excited about the prospect of traveling to Europe for work (upon my return from vacation). I do desire to return to Pana Valley, the beautiful land where I met my lost wife.

Poor birds! :(

Your job just has you jet-settin'. Hope I can find an awesome job like that.
» ikimashokie on 2007-09-14 01:06:17

I want your job.


» Dilated on 2007-09-14 01:17:14

Those are some pretty disturbing videos... I could not even look at that guy while he was screaming... it was too painful.
» beekr on 2007-09-14 01:35:05

It ate a duckling.
Unforgivable. That dear-cow-creature ain't doing much good for its karma...come the next reincarnation it'll probably be a beatle or something.

Is that a man or a woman?
» The-Muffin-Man on 2007-09-14 02:34:39

I'm starving...
Can I not watch those videos? Thanks. And oh, welcome back.
» Silver-dot- on 2007-09-14 01:37:26

AAAAAAH IT ATE THE BABY BIRD! D:
» randomjunk on 2007-09-14 06:36:43

I love the second video. That psycho girl deserves to be mocked.
» Praetorian on 2007-09-15 07:10:19

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