In my 25 years of life, if there's one thing I learned, it's what can happen may happen. Conversely, what cannot happen may not happen. Now, if you're not already fully convinced that this entry here will be one of immense enlightenment and non-obvious statements, then go suck on a foot corn.

In any case, my music collection is about to reach a milestone: the 200th album. Observe:
http://dave.allrespect.com/collection/
By the time the first person clicks on that link (18+ days later), I hope to have already surpassed this historical milestone. And, of course, by person, I surely mean googlebot. And, surely, by googlebot, I of course mean myself.

Last night, I had the grand pleasure of watching the latest Futurama flick: The Beast of a Billion Backs! What an insanely powerful cinematic masterpiece! What a mind numbing, ball busting experience! What a nonlinear combination of science fiction, romance, religion, action, and horror!

Observe with erotic attention and an intragnizent vallure:


I just realized. There is probably only a 15 foot distance between my apartment and a neighboring apartment complex. If my neighbor-of-another-complex were to open his blinds, I would be able to see everything inside his domicile. Now, the twist: his blinds are never open, but mine always are, displaying, in full glory, my barely furnished studio and myself, in poor shape and loose boxers. I wonder if that's why he always keeps his blinds closed.

So, I just copied over all the random, grainy pics I took with my 0.2 nanopixel cell phone camera to my laptop. Here's one I took in London Heathrow Airport (I think?). It's this sushi place where the sushi comes out in small plastic bowls on a conveyer belt.



Let me know if these pics are of any interest. If so, I can upload some more in a later entry. Remember... what can happen may happen.

I think clicking on the foot corn link was a big mistake. X|
» randomjunk on 2008-06-15 06:00:11

No idea how it got deleted. It's happened once before, too. I just try and open iTunes and it comes up with this notice that says "there's not library, which library would you like to use?" or something.

Thankfully all my stuff is backed up... but it doesn't put the playlists and everything back. >:|
» randomjunk on 2008-06-15 08:49:51

Well well well
First of all, I would like to thank you for introducing me to the Canon Rock. Like you, it has also changed my life.

Also, never post about foot corn ever again.
» The-Muffin-Man on 2008-06-16 01:50:46

I didn't click the foot corn link.
I don't think I will for a while.

Good to read you, sir.
» middaymoon on 2008-06-16 09:20:26

luckily my opposite has the curtain down always so i don't have to feel someone is watching me.
» renaye on 2008-06-16 11:39:51

Have a book for you
Like your blog. Think you might like The Organ Grinder and the Monkey by Sam Moffie. My e mail is guruofsearch@gmail.com
» Mark Mezeros (75.24.0.207) on 2008-06-17 02:11:11

very, inlighting
ok one to get it out of the way. THAT WAS FREAKEN GROSS!!! anyway. Futurama is always been a great show... each with life changing storys, some with meaning, some not so much but still humerios none the less, and the blind story. not realy sure what to pick up from that one... i think its time to use the inside lights :D jk, and all loves susi. least i do :D
» hatchetwarrior on 2008-06-20 12:00:10

haha, liked the part where they were in one of those giant turny-table things with the little metal ball.
» Zanzibar on 2008-06-25 10:54:40

[they kind of look like little UFOs. sphereic UFOs]
As of June 30th, 2008 at 10:37 am CST, you have 199 albums listed. Just one away from your monumental goal!

I need to update my collection...

P.S.
Numazon isn't working! I've been trying it, off and on for a few weeks, and I keep getting the "Can't get data from Amazon. Refresh or try again in a few moments.." message. =(
» invisible on 2008-06-30 11:40:17

Sushi on converyer belts is perhaps
one of the greatest inventions ever. Right after saran wrap and I suppose, nutang.
» adreen on 2008-07-10 02:15:31

Invites
Hi, I wondering if you had any more nutang invites, could you pretty please send me one? My email is tigertears[at]gmail.com, thank you. ;D
» Ashlee (61.68.171.217) on 2008-07-25 02:30:25

Oh, dear God...
I just clicked the foot corn link.

I have calluses in just that area, on both feet. :x

Hahaha. Debridement. Great.

I don't know if exposing my toe joint would be worth it...blarg.
» middaymoon on 2008-08-04 03:38:55

The foot corn wasn't that bad.

I like the sushi picture, it reminds me of a mini-game from pokemon stadium on Nintendo 64.
» lyndeep on 2008-08-06 03:41:56

you've been tagged !
» kevin14 on 2008-08-28 09:34:12

Pictures are fine, but links to a picture of "foot corn" isn't. Haha.

I want to get sushi on a conveyer belt. I don't know of any restaurants like that around here, though.
» Ajibalaji89 on 2008-09-05 01:42:49

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