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dave
Age. 34
Gender. Male
Ethnicity. Chinese
Location Valley Village, CA
School. Cornell Univ
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The slaying of an eggplant
337th day of 2008
So, yesterday, I cooked eggplant for the first time in my life. I made sweet & sour fish and eggplant. The fish tasted a bit interesting, but I got used to it after a few bites.

Anyway, it finally came clear to me why an eggplant was named as such: "eggplant." It's because the eggplant is filled with yolks, ranging from 2-5 for a typical eggplant. Mine had 4, so I should be content. Well, there's a fun fact for all your big kids and little adults to share with your family, friends, strangers, antelope monkeys, citizens of utopia, self-righteous assholes, road warriors, conquistadors, martyrs, saints, playas, ballas, cockroach munchers, inconceivable beings, praying mantii, jungle loafers, murderers, suicide kings, drama queens, little princesses, care bears, poetic puppets, peeping toms, camera chasers, lollipop lickers, astronomical autobots [per the-muffin-man's request], bellowing buccaneers, candid cops, decadent decepticons, elegant elephants, foo fighters, girly gorrilas, hollow hipsters, indigo iguanas, jocular jackals, kung-fu khans, laminated losers, melodramatic mothers, naked nuns, opulant octopii, particular pimps, quixotic quakers, ridiculous rhinos, sexy savants, terrible ticklers, underworld uncles, voodoo valentines, woeful waifs, xenophobic xanthippes, yelling yesmen, and zealous zebras.

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I was going to skip
through the list of all the people I might share this with, but then I realized that it constitutes most of the entry.

I skipped it anyway, but commend you for your effort and wit.
» middaymoon on 2008-12-02 07:47:30

I'm trying to figure out if "cockroach munchers" is innuendo for something else, but I'm coming up with nothing.... thankfully.
» randomjunk on 2008-12-02 08:32:11

We call my friend's child eggplant, because the first thing I said when I saw the ultrasound was "whoa, looks like an eggplant."

A pizzeria around here sells eggplant on pizza, it's supposedly super-tasty, but it makes me think of super-soggy-and-not-tasty sausage.
» ikimashokie on 2008-12-02 08:32:58

i like the eggplant so cute
» jolenesiah on 2008-12-03 12:23:27

Umm excuse me dave
Petition to change "artful artisans" to "astronomical Autobots." You can't have decadent Decepticons without mentioning Optimus and crew.

And also, I just watched the video you posted a few entries back...HAHA oooh man good times. "HOW CAN SHE SLAP??"
» The-Muffin-Man on 2008-12-03 02:44:04

i love eggplant! how did ya cook it?
» AlexisNg on 2008-12-03 01:30:01

hahah..funny wise guy! well if chi's all u got then no wonder its so tiring since u gotta supply the "current" to light up ur place there! :P anyway, how's things gettin on over there?
» AlexisNg on 2008-12-04 09:08:28

eggplantnog?
Lol maybe! That was the first time eggnog affected me like that. Maybe it was because I got it on the sell by date?? Who knows.
» Art4TheHomeless on 2008-12-04 12:43:40

"little adults"!
» ridiculosaur on 2008-12-04 02:47:50

I love the one in the center. It looks frightened.

R:C A noise canceller emitts a white noise that concels out other intermittent noises like soft conversation, walking, etc. So they are a little noisy, but often they are less noisy that other things.
» jinyu on 2008-12-06 07:46:51

back then only the rich can afford all the luxury n i suppose bullocks, calfs..etc is more of an affordable item than a bicycle , mayb they work the best outta the barter system? i met up wth some of my dad's elder friends n we were talkin bout those days before Independence and its definitely one tough life there.
» AlexisNg on 2008-12-07 01:56:37

hmmm i could have cooked it up, put sum cheese, or some other stuff on it, that just would have had you going , WTF, haha

That stuff is pretty good tho
» CPKviperpheonix on 2008-12-08 01:37:46

Aaiieee..
Those eggplants looks adorable!! XD
» PuNiaoPuNiao on 2008-12-12 11:20:09

Kinda sounds like the epic opening of an epic song
"This goes out to all the....."

I like how you resorted to the alphabet in the second half. heh
» invisible on 2008-12-16 09:04:31

Lol
» baskinthemoonlight on 2008-12-24 02:19:40

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